Weird and Unusual Handbags

So, you're at a party and you sit down and you start messing with this...thing...on the table and you're wondering, "What IS this??"  Is it an old record?  Is it...a keyboard?  It's taking you awhile to figure out what this is, you're kind of tipsy and you figure, maybe that's why it's taking you so long.....but then again maybe it's just a purse.  And the girl across the room is wondering why you got your hands all over her bag, but luckily she's kind of tipsy and she doesn't really care because you're kind of cute...but...it may also be because...again...she's kind of tipsy....it's a happy and hazy time for all of us.

Or...maybe you're bored at work and you need a little entertainment, well...hopefully this does the trick until someone finally falls out of their chair and you can laugh hysterically....

Check out these unique and fun bags I found!

 

Looking to add some weird handbags to your collection? Check out these items currently on eBay:

 

Yellow Unibrow Anyone?

After reading this post from getyourfashionfix.com, it lead me to wonder why THIS happened....

This is Solange Knowles (Beyonce's sis) performing at New Years Eve, and we're just wondering....why the yellow uni?  I'm all for high fashion, but I'm not quite sure the meaning of this.  Sorry Solange....we no likey....

“I’ll Take Some Fitness ‘To Go’ Please”

Ok, I do understand you have a hectic life with little time to brush your hair let alone prepare a nice, healthy meal. Your car will inevitably make its way up to the drive-thru window, and there's nothing I can do about it. But being the great friend that I am, I'm right there with you!! We'll enter the fiery gates of destruction that is fast food, and with a good strategy, can still come out alive...a little charred, but still breathing. Alright, listen up gang, here's the plan---we're goin' in!!

My Top Menu Picks for:

McDonald's
Breakfast:
English Muffin
1pkg Grape Jam
Small Coffee
OR
Hotcakes with syrup (NO MARGARINE)
8 fl oz 1% Low Fat White Milk

Lunch:
Any salad with Newman's Own Low-Fat Italian Dressing
OR
1 sandwich with NO CHEESE and NO SAUCE
Apple dippers or Fruit 'n Yogurt Parfait

If you are going to have fries, make it a small, and eat it SLOWLY.

Dinner:

Why are you having dinner at McDonald's?? Have some dignity people! But if you MUST, then follow the same instructions as in the Lunch plan.

*By the way, I am in no way suggesting that you should have breakfast, lunch, AND dinner at McDonald's, that can be brutal--umm, have we seen "Super Size Me"? I am merely giving options for each eating period since I am not certain at what time of day your car will pass by those golden arches...

For more detailed nutritional information and menu options, click here

Taco Bell

Stick with the basics here. If you have to choose, go with a regular hard shell or soft taco. I like the 7-Layer Burrito, Bean Burrito or Veggie Bowl with no dressing. Don't get anything that has the word "Stuft" or "Crunchwrap" in it. And of course, if you don't want to look like a "Double Decker," don't eat one.

For more detailed nutritional information and menu options, click here

Wendy's

Grilled Chicken Sandwich (no sauce) OR Grilled Chicken Wrap (no sauce) OR any Garden Sensations Salad
+
One of the following:

Side Salad with fat free French dressing
Baked potato (hold the sour cream and chives)
Mandarin oranges
Small chili
Caesar side salad (no dressing)

For more detailed nutritional information and menu options, click here

Pizza Hut

Go for the "Thin 'n Crispy" crust and eat your veggies!! "Veggie Lover's" is yum-o and healthy for you. You can also choose from the "Fit 'n Delicious" pizza combinations that are listed online.

For more detailed nutritional information and menu options, click here

Burger King

Stick to the salads with light Italian dressing
Veggie Burger (no mayo)
Apple Fries

For more detailed nutritional information and menu options,click here

That's it for now, Fast Foodies!! Leave a comment, and let me know how the Hamburglar's been treatin' ya!

Christina Aguilera to Launch Her Clothing Line?

OMG you guys....Christina Aguilera is yet another celeb to come out with her own clothing line.  Hmm......we'll have to think pretty long and hard on this one.  The singer is known for her powerful voice, but even more so, for her...interesting fashion decisions.  She has definitely cleaned up her style since the Diiirty days, but the assless chaps and the big crazy blond fro is easy to forgive....not so easy to forget....What would this line consist of?  We're VERY curious to see this! Here are some of Christina's past fashion choices....

Ok ok, we likey these:

These however.....yikes!

We want nothing but success for Christina.  We hope her clothing line reflects more of her current style than the past mistakes.  We'll give it a chance and hope for the best....

What are you thoughts?  Leave a comment!